“Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion, And Beyonce Are Tools Of Satan!” — Says Republican Candidate Kristina Karamo

Kristina Karamo, a Michigan educator, has been endorsed by Michigan Republicans and Donald Trump as a candidate for Michigan Secretary of State.  It’s been revealed that she accused Beyonce, Cardi B, and Megan Thee Stallion of peddling Satanism in their music.

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The QAnon Candidate

Kristina Karamo, a Michigan educator who has connections to both QAnon and a denier of the 2020 elections results, was endorsed by Michigan Republicans and Trump as a candidate for Michigan Secretary of State over the weekend. 

She was part of the now-defunct “It’s Solid Food” podcast and was also a community college professor with a penchant for connecting pop stars to Satan. 

In August 2020, Karamo claimed that pop stars Ariana Grande and Billie Eilish were placing children “under a satanic delusion”. Her ‘proof’ of this was Grande’s The Last Supper-styled “God Is a Woman” performance at the 2018 MTV Video Music Awards. According to the candidate, it depicted a “lesbian orgy.”  The Republican then claimed Billie Eilish’s flirtation with the devil was the artist naming a song “Good Girls Go to Hell.”

Within the same episode, the candidate accused Beyoncé of “working overtime to pull more and more Black Americans into paganism and calling it American spirituality.” 

This is because Karamo believed that Satan “is crafty” and paganism was a hop, skip, and jump away from Satan. And Jay-Z wasn’t safe either, as the evil-finder called the rapper a Satanist yet admitted she “doesn’t have any hard proof.”

In September 2020, Karamo referred to Cardi B as “a tool of Lucifer.” The reasoning behind this was “because she peddles filth in the culture, and she peddles such filth and sexual degeneracy in our culture.” She added Megan Thee Stallion to the mix because of “WAP,” but will not speak the entire phrase out loud because “it’s very obscene.”

Is Lizzo Next?

At this rate, it’s only a matter of time before popstar Lizzo makes the list.  

Recently, Lizzo took to Instagram cheeked up – the pop star announced her new summer anthem is set to drop everywhere.  Let’s just say her marketing skills are “one of a kind.”

In a recent video posted to Instagram, Lizzo is seen pulling up to her private jet, rocking her new shapewear Yitty.  The popstar’s boldness didn’t stop there – as she struts to her jet, the sexy Taurus shows off her bootylicious shapewear and bare buttocks while walking up the stairs to board her jet.

Could Lizzo and her Yitty Shapewear be next in Karamo’s crosshairs?  Time will tell.