Lil Uzi Vert Is Younger Than We All Thought

Everybody might have been wrong about Philadelphia rapper Lil Uzi Vert. The Philadelphia rap heavyweight went online to reveal a little age mishap he’s been living out for years.

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Lil Uzi Turns 26?

In light of the Philly star’s birthday on the 31st of July, he revealed he was a year younger than previously thought. LUV says his mom found his birth certificate, and he’s turning 26 instead of 27. However, most people are saying this is all cap and just more (potential) album promo.

Wait wtf I’m turning 26??? My mom found my birth certificate

Lil Uzi Has A New Tongue Tattoo




Uzi has yet again spent money on something deemed outrageous by most. This past weekend during LUV’s memorable Rolling Loud Miami set, he premiered his newest tattoo and the re-instated pink forehead diamond.

Only a few hours before his Rolling Loud set, Lil Uzi posted a video displaying his pink diamond after having taken it out a few weeks ago. In the video he also showed off his new tattoo in the center of his tongue.

Some believe Lil Uzi bringing the diamond back in conjunction with last week’s tweet, could be further evidence that the much anticipated Pink Tape is coming. Others think this was just another of Uzi’s stunts. Which ever it is, LUV delivered a stand out performance at Rolling Loud Miami this past weekend. Maybe it is the diamond that gives him power.

“How you guys feel about tongue tattoos? @LILUZIVERT is all for them! #SOHH #BOHH #CrazyTattoos (Via @raptvcom)” (@SOHH)

Lil Uzi Bought A Planet-No Cap.


As displayed, Lil Uzi Vert seems to be ruled by impulse and has been known to make some pretty wild purchases. Who can forget back in February when Lil Uzi took it upon himself to implant a diamond on his forehead. Now Uzi has moved past earthly possessions and it’s time to colonize space.

Uzi’s close friend and wife to Elon Musk, Grimes gave Uzi a shout out on Twitter to give everyone a “heads up” that LUV owns planet Wasp-127b. Planet Wasp-127b has been declared by scientists to be larger than Jupiter.

This planet buying excursion is pretty on brand. Uzi has always loved outer space and the cover of his latest album Eternal Atake has three beings standing on moon looking at glowing multi-colored Earth. It is still surprising that the first person ever to own a planet is a rapper from Philly, not the three billionaires having a space race right now.

Uzi has notified everyone on Twitter he is still working on it but Grimes confirmed that the documentation is almost complete.

(@Grimezsz) “Apparently @LILUZIVERT owns this planet – just a heads up”

(@LILUZIVERT) “I tried 2 surprise everyone 🤫🙏🏾🌎💰 still working on it 👍🏾 #neuralink ✅✅✅✅”

(@Grimezsz) “Documentation almost complete for @LILUZIVERT to legally claim wasp-127b – this is huge! First human to legally own a planet”

Lil Uzi Could Be Dropping What His Fans Have Been Waiting For


Lil Uzi Vert has been up to more than buying planets and riding ATVs through the streets. Last week, Uzi had fans going when he hinted at the possible release of a long-awaited project, Pink Tape.

Lil Uzi left a cryptic post for his followers with the name of his project he has teased since December 2020. This comes only a few days after he posted on Instagram with the same caption.

This left many fans buzzing with excitement the anticipated mixtape packed with old Uzi Soundcloud tracks and new collaborations, including a rumored collab with Travis Scott, could really be on its way.

“Pink Tape 🧠®️”